Forever I Am Dating You
Verse 1
I was single
And you started dating me
Sad and alone
You washed over me
Chorus
You date me
Forever
Out of being sad
Forever
And now I’ll spend my days
Looking at your face
Because I’m no longer single
Forever
Verse 2
When I get sad
You are always happy
When I am scared
You are always brave
And when I get single
You will date me still
Repeat Chorus
Bridge: You are so pretty (30x)
Repeat Chorus 5x
My Great Girlfriend
Verse 1
My girlfriend
My girlfriend
Is so great
Is so great
She will be
My girlfriend
Till the end
Verse 2
My girlfriend
My girlfriend
Is so nice
Is so nice
She will be
My girlfriend
Till the end
Verse 3
My girlfriend
My girlfriend
Is so hot
Is so hot
She will be
My girlfriend
Till the end
Your Dates
Verse 1
Oh, my girlfriend
You are my girlfriend
My pretty girlfriend
All of my days
Oh, my girlfriend
You date me so
Out of my singleness
Your dates still remain.
Chorus
Want to say to you now and always
Your dates are greater than anything
So I put my hands up and stand here to say
Your dates are my strength
Verse 2
Oh, sweet girlfriend
So pretty and true
My girlfriend to
The end
You are so smart
But also so nice
I could be single but you’d still be
My girlfriend
Repeat Chorus 4x
Bridge:
Pretty (Girls echo)
Friendly (Girls echo)
Talented (Girls echo)
Smart (Girls echo)
(Repeat 30x)
Repeat Chorus 30x.
the unbearable lightness of huckabeing 
Ruth Rutherford
/ February 10, 2014The bridge is actually kinda catchy. I’d like that repeated to me 30x. Ha ha.
tylerhuckabee
/ February 10, 2014I wouldn’t say no to it myself.
Watchman
/ February 10, 2014Do you mind if I work up a few tunes to go with these lyrics?
Nicholas Acord
/ February 10, 2014Made my morning just now.
Kristen
/ February 11, 2014Yes. This is so incredibly accurate. I have always wondered why people can write great songs about their love lives and only come up with five lines about God. That seems a bit backward to me.
Nic Davidson
/ February 14, 2014That’s why I be loving the old, old, deep, theologically correct hymns. The real hit songs, like Aquinas and whatnot.
Jamie Janosz
/ February 23, 2014I was telling my daughter about this post after we listened to the worst worship song ever this morning in church. Why are some of those songs so terrrrrrrrrible?! And the worship leader loves them.
brookeodom1
/ March 28, 2014This is one of the best things.
‘Pretty (Girls echo)
Friendly (Girls echo)
Talented (Girls echo)
Smart (Girls echo)
(Repeat 30x)’
t.
/ April 6, 2014You are SO wrong. LOLOLOL!! I’m glad it’s Sunday night; I’m going to need the whole week to try to forget this post so I don’t bust out laughing during service.
Kanna
/ April 11, 2014This is bloody brilliant.